when i die i will not be dead
the body will have given up the ghost
but the ghost will give up nothing
i will watch my friends take showers
and i will hide their keys and trinkets
i will party with rock stars and saints
and fight evil in my spare time
pop by to screw with paranormal detectives
and eat cake for breakfast every day
for now, though, i will have my oatmeal
and live a long and healthful life
so that i can prolong the inevitable
that promises to be the time of my life
...er, afterlife, that is
6 comments:
I like this. And it's good to have a plan ;)
What with all the mischievousness of hiding things, messing with paranormal detectives and naked giggling, when are you going to ever find time to party with rock stars? Heehee. Love this :-]
I will find time...trust me! Heehee
I have always said I'm going to be a ghost and create mischief! hehehe...
I love that stupid anti-texting/safe driving ad with the guy that's all "if you kill me, I'm going to haunt you silly! And I won't be the bedsheet kind of ghost either, I think I'll wear something more form-fitting and upsetting." Ghost shenanigans would be awesome.
i haven't seen that ad. i like it!
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